Apes, Lies and Ms. Henn (Chick tract)
Apes, Lies and Mrs Henn is a tract written by the evangelist Jack Chick. It contains a message for children about the supposed falsity of evolution.
Head Teacher: I have good news children. Your teacher, Mrs. Tucker, had twins! And here is your new teacher, Mrs. Henn.
L'il Suzy: Wow!
Class: Good Morning, Mrs. Henn!
Mrs. Henn: Thank you, children.
Mrs Henn: We're going to be great friends...and you'll meet many of my close friends, too. We're going to have such fun together...as long as you do what I say!
Mrs. Henn: Today I want you to know how great you are and how far humans have come. Soon we'll live in outer space. But it took millions of years to change from apes into humans.
Kid: Did we really come from monkeys?
Mrs. Henn: Yes, scientists have PROVEN it.
L'il Suzy: Timmy, that's a lie!
Mrs. Henn: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?