Apes, Lies and Ms. Henn (Chick tract)

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'''''Apes, Lies and Mrs. Henn''''' is a tract written by the [[evangelist]] [[Jack Chick]]. It contains a message for children about the supposed falsity of [[evolution]].
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'''''Apes, Lies and Ms. Henn''''' is a tract written by the [[evangelist]] [[Jack Chick]]. It contains a message for children about the supposed falsity of [[evolution]].
  
 
== Synopsis ==
 
== Synopsis ==
  
Panel 1
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(Panel 1)
  
'''Head Teacher:''' I have good news children. Your teacher, Mrs. Tucker, had twins! And here is your ''new'' teacher, Mrs. Henn.
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'''Head Teacher:''' I have good news children. Your teacher, Mrs. Tucker, had twins! And here is your ''new'' teacher, Ms. Henn.
  
 
'''Li'l Suzy:''' ''Wow!''
 
'''Li'l Suzy:''' ''Wow!''
  
'''Class:''' Good Morning, Mrs. Henn!
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'''Class:''' GOOD MORNING, MS. HENN!
  
'''Mrs. Henn:''' Thank you, children.
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'''Ms. Henn:''' Thank you, children.
  
Panel 2
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{{Comment-box1|label=Comment:|text=Notice how the regular teacher was a "Mrs." while the new one is "Ms."? Could this be a subtle foreshadowing of how unpleasant Ms. Henn is going to be? After all, middle-aged women who go by "Ms." obviously have something wrong with them... right?}}
  
'''Mrs Henn:''' We're going to be great friends... and you'll meet many of my close friends, too. We're going to have such fun together... as long as you do what I say!
 
  
{{Comment-box1|label=Comment:|text="You'll meet many of my close friends"? Usually, teachers don't invite their friends to class. And Chick is also portraying the teacher as visually unappealing, in order to get his message across.}}
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(Panel 2)
  
Panel 3
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'''Ms. Henn:''' We're going to be great friends... and you'll meet many of my close friends, too. We're going to have such ''fun'' together... As long as you do what ''I'' say!
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{{Comment-box1|label=Comment:|text="You'll meet many of my close friends"? Usually, teachers don't invite their friends to class. But maybe this is supposed to refer to the many great figures of history (a picture of George Washington can be seen hanging on the wall) and, presumably, science that Ms. Henn plans to introduce the children to. Of course, Chick is portraying the teacher as visually unappealing, in order to help get his message across.}}
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(Panel 3)
  
 
LATER
 
LATER
  
'''Mrs. Henn:''' Today I want you to know how great you are and how far humans have come. Soon we'll live in outer space. But it took millions of years to change from apes into humans.
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'''Ms. Henn:''' Today I want you to know how great you are and how far humans have come. Soon we'll live in outer space. But it took millions of years to change from apes into humans.
  
 
{{Comment-box1|label=Comment:|text=The species did not change from ape to human. Apes and humans have a relatively recent common ancestor. Evolution is best not thought of as a linear "ladder"; a better metaphor is a branching tree.}}
 
{{Comment-box1|label=Comment:|text=The species did not change from ape to human. Apes and humans have a relatively recent common ancestor. Evolution is best not thought of as a linear "ladder"; a better metaphor is a branching tree.}}
  
Panel 4
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(Panel 4)
  
 
'''Kid:''' Did we really come from monkeys?
 
'''Kid:''' Did we really come from monkeys?
  
'''Mrs. Henn:''' Yes, scientists have PROVEN it.
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'''Ms. Henn:''' Yes, scientists have PROVEN it.
  
 
'''Li'l Suzy:''' Timmy, that's a lie!
 
'''Li'l Suzy:''' Timmy, that's a lie!
  
'''Mrs. Henn:''' WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?
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'''Ms. Henn:''' WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?
  
 
{{Comment-box1|label=Comment:|text=The short-tempered, somewhat irrational, science-worshiping authority figure is a favorite [[straw man]] employed in Chick tracts. A teacher would not get angry at the suggestion of [[creationism]]; in reality she would simply attempt to correct the child's misconceptions.}}
 
{{Comment-box1|label=Comment:|text=The short-tempered, somewhat irrational, science-worshiping authority figure is a favorite [[straw man]] employed in Chick tracts. A teacher would not get angry at the suggestion of [[creationism]]; in reality she would simply attempt to correct the child's misconceptions.}}
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==External link==
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* [http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1051/1051_01.asp Full tract at Chick.com]
  
 
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[[Category:Apologetic literature]]
 
[[Category:Apologetic literature]]

Revision as of 18:35, 6 September 2007

Apes, Lies and Ms. Henn is a tract written by the evangelist Jack Chick. It contains a message for children about the supposed falsity of evolution.

Synopsis

(Panel 1)

Head Teacher: I have good news children. Your teacher, Mrs. Tucker, had twins! And here is your new teacher, Ms. Henn.

Li'l Suzy: Wow!

Class: GOOD MORNING, MS. HENN!

Ms. Henn: Thank you, children.

Comment: Notice how the regular teacher was a "Mrs." while the new one is "Ms."? Could this be a subtle foreshadowing of how unpleasant Ms. Henn is going to be? After all, middle-aged women who go by "Ms." obviously have something wrong with them... right?


(Panel 2)

Ms. Henn: We're going to be great friends... and you'll meet many of my close friends, too. We're going to have such fun together... As long as you do what I say!

Comment: "You'll meet many of my close friends"? Usually, teachers don't invite their friends to class. But maybe this is supposed to refer to the many great figures of history (a picture of George Washington can be seen hanging on the wall) and, presumably, science that Ms. Henn plans to introduce the children to. Of course, Chick is portraying the teacher as visually unappealing, in order to help get his message across.

(Panel 3)

LATER

Ms. Henn: Today I want you to know how great you are and how far humans have come. Soon we'll live in outer space. But it took millions of years to change from apes into humans.

Comment: The species did not change from ape to human. Apes and humans have a relatively recent common ancestor. Evolution is best not thought of as a linear "ladder"; a better metaphor is a branching tree.

(Panel 4)

Kid: Did we really come from monkeys?

Ms. Henn: Yes, scientists have PROVEN it.

Li'l Suzy: Timmy, that's a lie!

Ms. Henn: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?

Comment: The short-tempered, somewhat irrational, science-worshiping authority figure is a favorite straw man employed in Chick tracts. A teacher would not get angry at the suggestion of creationism; in reality she would simply attempt to correct the child's misconceptions.

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Apes, Lies and Ms. Henn | Big Daddy? | Dark Dungeons | Gun Slinger | Here, Kitty Kitty! | There Go the Dinosaurs

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