Apes, Lies and Ms. Henn (Chick tract)

Apes, Lies and Ms. Henn is a tract written by the evangelist Jack Chick. It contains a message for children about the supposed falsity of evolution.

Synopsis
(Panel 1)
 * Principal: (holding up a photograph) "I have good news children. Your teacher, Mrs. Tucker, had twins!"
 * Li'l Susy: "Wow!"
 * Principal: "And here is your new teacher, Ms. Henn."

{Panel 2)
 * Class: "GOOD MORNING, MS. HENN!"
 * Ms. Henn: "Thank you, children."

(Panel 3)
 * Ms. Henn: "We're going to be great friends... and you'll meet many of my close friends, too."

(Panel 4)
 * Ms. Henn: "We're going to have such fun together... As long as you do what  I  say!"

(Panel 5)
 * LATER


 * Ms. Henn: "Today I want you to know how great you are and how far humans have come... soon we'll live in outer space!"
 * Class: (various kids) "Ooh!" "Wow!" "Awesome!"

(Panel 6)
 * Ms. Henn: "But it took millions of years to change from apes into humans."

(Panel 7)
 * Kid: "Ms. Henn, did we really come from monkeys?"
 * Ms. Henn: "Yes, scientists have PROVEN it."

(Panel 8)
 * Li'l Susy: (to another student) "Timmy, that's a lie!"
 * Ms. Henn: "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?"

(Panel 9)
 * Ms. Henn: "What is your name, little girl?"
 * Li'l Susy: "Susy... Susy Barnes."

(Panel 10)
 * Ms. Henn: "Well, Miss Barnes, what did you tell that little boy?"
 * Li'l Susy: "Ms. Henn, I told him the truth... We didn't come from monkeys."

(Panel 11)
 * Ms. Henn: "Are you calling me a  liar ?"
 * Li'l Susy: "No, ma'am... You're calling God a liar!"
 * Ms. Henn: "You come with me!"

(Panel 12)
 * Timmy: "Oh no!... What's gonna happen to li'l Susy?"

(Panel 13)
 * Ms. Henn: "How dare you embarrass me in front of the class! You are in deep trouble, young lady!"

(Panel 14)
 * Ms. Henn: "And I never forgive or forget! Now, go back in there and keep your mouth shut... or else!"

(Panel 15)
 * Ms. Henn: "Everything's alright, children... Just a little misunderstanding... Right, Susy?"
 * Li'l Susy: "Ok, Ms. Henn."

(Panel 16)
 * Ms. Henn: "If I tell you we came from apes... I expect you to believe me... right?"
 * Li'l Susy: "Oh Lord, she's lying! What can I do?"

(Panel 17)
 * Ms. Henn: "The scientific evidence is absolutely overwhelming! Millions of years ago dinosaurs ruled the earth...

(Panel 18)
 * Ms. Henn: "Scientists believe they disappeared when a gigantic comet hit the earth."

(Panel 19)
 * Ms. Henn: "It's absolutely true... and birds came from dinosaurs... That's it, children, we'll continue this tomorrow.  Isn't it exciting?"

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(Panel 20)
 * Timmy: "Susy, why did you say Ms. Henn called God a liar?"
 * Li'l Susy: "Cuz God made the earth in only 6 days,  not  millions of years."
 * Timmy: "How do you know?"

(Panel 21)
 * Li'l Susy: "God tells us in the Bible what happened... and He should know... He was there! Was Ms. Henn?"
 * Timmy: "She's old, but she's not that old!"

(Panel 22)
 * Li'l Susy: "God said He made the first dinosaur and the first man... on the same day! And that was about 6,000 years ago, not millions!"

(Panel 23)
 * Timmy: "That's in the Bible?"
 * Li'l Susy: "The Bible tells us lots of stuff. It even tells us where we go when we die.

(Panel 24)
 * Timmy: "We all go to heaven, right?
 * Li'l Susy: "No, Timmy, most people will end up in hell."
 * Li'l Susy: "How come?"

(Panel 25)
 * Li'l Susy: "Because of Sin, Timmy... Sin is when people do bad things and disobey God.  And sin is what keeps people from going to heaven."
 * Timmy: "Wow, I didn't know that!"

(Panel 26)
 * Li'l Susy: "The saddest part is... if people are told that we come from apes... and believe it... Then they won't pay any attention to what God Says."

(Panel 27)
 * Timmy: "Susy, what Ms. Henn told us today is wrong if it gets us in trouble with God."
 * Li'l Susy: "That's right! This lie was created by the devil to keep kids out of heaven."

(Panel 28)
 * Timmy: "But, Susy, I want to go to heaven when I die! What am I supposed to do?"

(Panel 29)
 * Li'l Susy: "Jesus did something very special for you, Timmy... to make sure th ol'devil doesn't get you when you die."

(Panel 30)
 * Timmy: "Susy, this is scary. What did Jesus do?"
 * Li'l Susy: "He left heaven for you, Timmy!"
 * Timmy: "Heaven? What are you trying to say?  He's God?"

(Panel 31)
 * Li'l Susy: "Yes, He is, Timmy, and the devil fought Him for your soul. And the angels in heaven were watching it all!"

(panel 32)
 * Li'l Susy: "When Jesus was born, the devil sent a whole army of men to kill Him."
 * Timmy: "Did Jesus get away?"

(Panel 33)
 * Li'l Susy: "Oh, yes!... because He had to grow up and show us the only way we can get into heaven."
 * Timmy: "How's that?"

(Panel 34)
 * Li'l Susy: "Jesus said, "''I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.""
 * Timmy: "Is Jesus the only way to heaven?"
 * Li'l Susy: "That's right, Timmy."

(Panel 35)
 * Li'l Susy: "And this is what Jesus went through to take away our sins... He was arrested, tortured and put to death -- because of a dirty lie!  "For God so loved the world (that's you), that he gave his only begotten Son (Jesus), that whosoever believeth in him should not perish (in hell), but have everlasting life (in heaven)."  He shed His precious blood (God's blood) to wash away our sins.  He died, was buried and 3 days later, He arose from the dead!  Later He went back up into heaven... and He's gonna come back... real soon!"

(Panel 36)
 * Timmy: "Is that true, Susy?
 * Li'l Susy: "Yes, Timmy, and the devil doesn't want people to hear about Jesus... So he blinds them and makes them think there are many ways to heaven."

(Panel 37)
 * Li'l Susy: "Most of the world will end up in hell with the old devil because they didn't believe in Jesus so they could be saved."
 * Timmy: "Susy, I want Jesus to save me. What am I supposed to do?"

(Panel 38)
 * Li'l Susy: "Pray and ask Jesus to forgive you for your sins and to come into your heard and save you."
 * Timmy: "OK, I will!"

(Panel 39) So Timmy prayed and Jesus became His Saviour and the Lord of his life.
 * Li'l Susy: "Good for you, Timmy. Now the old devil won't get you."

(Panel 40)
 * Li'l Susy: "Timmy, Jesus created man and apes the same day. Ms. Henn doesn't believe in Jesus.  She's wrong!  But she's our teacher and we have to respect her."

(Panel 41) If YOU believe in Evolution instead of Jesus, you'll end up in hell.
 * Timmy: "The old devil has blinded Ms. Henn, Right, Susy?"
 * Li'l Susy: "Yes, Timmy, she believes a lie and we must love her and pray for her."

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External link

 * Full tract at Chick.com